Some of the shit that people do on the internet that's really annoying:
10. The barrage of drunk tweets/status updates
"I Ddnt now wher Iammmm"
"Hooeeepp i dwnt gert rapeeedd"
"beloo isssa on n poppinnnn "
"hjungle hefever"
"fckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
"suppre serigios copssa figsfaat"
9. People that put their problems on blast on the internet.
"Oh my god, I'm having the worst day. Just caught my girlfriend getting gang banged by the security guards from Decos!"
8. When people take photos of themselves in front of their bathroom mirror with a camera phone or cybershot. Because you felt like you looked skinny but you're really not and you were just sucking in your stomach with all your might.
7. Although, I'm a fellow tweeter I don't find it necessary to ReTweeT (RTRTRTRTRTRTRT) what @RevRun says. Everyone else is following him too! It's probably NOT even him.
6. Girls that take photos and you only see one specific angle of their face.
"Hey girl hol' up I want chu to git ma good side"
or
People that make the "thizz" face. This is not cool nor attractive. You just look like you're hurting.
5. Those god damn inbox messages from someone promoting their event. This is upsetting because you think someone is personally messaging you but, it says "Bottle Service, VIP, love short little asian douche bags??"
4. When you "like" someones status on FB then you get tons of notifications because other people commented on this activity. All because you liked someones photo of the potato chips they were having for lunch.
3. When people send you gifts, invite you to play mafia wars, send me filipino food, smiles on smiles,
Farmville, etc..... I don't even know how to use that shit.
2. When people add you as a friend on FB or Twitter that you don't really know. If I won't say hi to you at the mall, then you should not be allowed to be my friend on FB. People just like to see photos and have something to gossip about.
"Did you see that Mildred posted something on Gregory's wall? She is probably sleeping with him"
1. People that make a status update on Facebook or Twitter for EVERY single thing they're doing.
Adam (9:00AM): Good morning everyone. I'm having an extremely bloody stool.
Adam (9:06AM): Just showered can't get rid of my morning wood
Adam (9:17AM): Morning wood shriveled upon getting out of the shower
Adam (9:17AM): Who wrote faggot on my windshield again???? :(
I just realized that I spend too much fucking time on the internet. If any of this offends you it's probably because you're guilty of it.
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