How did that guy get with THAT girl

I'm writing this blog because we have all seen that average-to below average looking guy with that really hot ass girl.

Whenever you see this duo, you're probably thinking to yourself:

"How the FUCK did this fool land this hot ass broad??"

Then you think even harder:

"He is probably well hung, rich, or his tongue probably has batteries in it...."

If you're a male and you find yourself in the average to below average looking category and u want to score that hot chick here are some tips:

-Be Confident
Girls like it when a guy has confidence. But, there is a thin line between being arrogant and being confident.

Arrogant
"I'm fucking better than that fool. Look at my over sized buff man titties"
Confident
"I'm funny, and I have a few things going for me"

Have a sense of humor!
Girls would rather hang out with the average cute guy, that could make her laugh for days rather than, the handsome stallion that knows how many chest hairs he has

Have strong body language
I'm not saying that you should look "hawrd" and walk with a gangster limp but girls like it when a guy is standing up straight with a smile on his face. Its just sexy.

Dress Appropriately
Yeah, this sounds a little odd but you will thank me later. Don't go up to a girl if you're wearing dirty ass white K-Swiss shoes. Once you walk away she WILL make fun of your shoes to her friends. Don't wear any of that atrocious Ed Hardy/Affliction bullshit either. This is just screaming fist pumping douche bag loser. If a girl likes that stuff it will probably say a lot about her.

Once you finally get the balls to talk to her...

Be attentive when she talks
Pay attention to this girl and make good eye contact. DO NOT eye fuck the orange tan, too much make-up, fake titty bitch that walks by you. Because, this will ruin your chances.

Ask her questions
Girls like it when guys take initiative in a conversation

Guy: Hey how are you tonight?? = Translation: I would love to tap that ass
Guy: How was your day pretty lady? = He's thinking: I don't really give a fuck, but those tits look pretty perky.....
Guy: So, who did you come here with tonight? = Translation: I hope you didn't come here with some other fool cause I'm planning on waking up next to you tomorrow morning...


Look, all I'm saying is that girls are simple too. Well most girls, unless she's a gold digging whore that uses her fake tits to get free drinks. But, that's a whole different subject. Girls just want a funny, respectful, smart, cute, confident, and hygienic guy that knows how to cook a steak. I'm sorry but, if you don't know how to cook a steak or work a grill, you're just not manly enough. I'm sure that I'm speaking on behalf of most women out there.