Do's and Don'ts

Don'ts
Don't drink too much. Impaired judgement always follows.

Don't text or answer phone calls while you are on a date (Unless of course it is Jesus, your mom, Zach Galifianakis, or one of The Jonas Bros)

Don't talk about your EX ALL THE TIME. It's just pathetic.

Don't dig into your girl/boy's past. Is it really important to know how their ex looked in the 7th grade?

Don't drunk dial/text

Drunk dial:
Caller: OMG, SOOOOOOO HAMMERED, fuccccccccckkkkkk (loud music in backround)
Recipient: I'm fucking sleeping. Bye.

Drunk Text:
Texter: Yo, Whoptsserl fdeddd ,,,,, ,.... rwew horneey.. goin111n 2 urrr. .&423 house
Recipient: (no response)

you get the picture.

Don't be over analytical
"OMG, it's been an hour and she's not calling me back? I wonder if she's humping the mail man!!!!!!!!!!!???"



Do's

Act Chivalrous

It's great that we the have women's liberation movement but, opening a car door will say a lot about you. Just because your keys have a button that says "unlock" and you press it, does not count.

Make a plan

I don't know if I'm alone on this one but, somebody needs to plan something. Nobody wants to get into one of these:

"What do you want to do?"
"I dunno, What do you want to do?"

Seriously, not that hard. Go grab some 40's of Steel Reserve and have a chat somewhere cool.

Be straight up

Don't beat around the bush. If you don't like the person just say so. You can only have so many excuses.

Ex. I have to re-lace all of my sneakers
I'm going to recycle all of the plastic bottles in my backyard for money.
My grandma needs me to take her to bible study at 10 PM this Friday.
I have to go to Mexico for the weekend to visit "family"

Keep the other person on their toes

If you actually like the person. Don't show it too much.

Text (7:46 AM): GOOD MORNING!
Text (9:52 AM): OMG, so I ate this great bagel and I thought about how you told me you liked bagels
Text (12:43 PM): Happy lunch time!! :) :) :) :) hehe
Text (3:58 PM): What cha doing???? I'm just thinking about you while I sit on the toilet.....
Text (7:56 PM): Hello ;)
Text (10:02 PM): Ok, well I had a great day. Hope you did tooo!!! GOOD NIGHT! :) :) :)

Reply (11:05PM): Night.