Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Dont date your friends.

1. You already know this person. Don't you want to date someone and find out something new about them everyday?

2. You already know their dirty whore stories and who they had sex with.

3. You're not going to be as excited when you see them.

4. You already know how this person treats other girls/guys.

5. Your friendship will be ruined if it doesn't work out and will never be the same.

6. This person knows all of your friends. Get the fuck out of your comfort zone.

7. People that know you will talk shit and gossip and make up crazy stories.
Ex: "Did you know that Mary and John are dating now? And I saw them making out at the strip club?? They also have nine kids and 4 of the kids have herpes"

8. You've already known each other for quite sometime now and all of a sudden you want to start screwing? You were either bored, lonely, or just horny.

9. One person will like each other more than the other.

10. You'll start receiving mental images of your friend naked. This can be awesome in certain cases.


My point is that you should venture out, meet new people. Get out of your comfort zone. People are too scared to try new things these days. I'm not saying that you should look for love in the club but, go find a nice girl/guy at borders or the local farmer's market. Then if that doesn't work for you, you can always resort to Vegas and shacking up with a random person from Alaska.

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