Types

These are just some that I personally have come across

The psycho
This guy thinks he has the right to call you until you answer. I'm sorry but it's never ok to call anybody 49 times in a row. It's also not ok to go into my back yard, grab the ladder on the side of my house and climb up to my window (that's on the second floor) and start knocking.

The Stage 5 clinger
Ok, we already broke up. This is the guy that keeps tabs on all the social networking (fb, myspace, twitter) that I've been doing then bitches about it to me, his friends, and probably his mother. He also tries to be friends with my friends (get your own god damn friends). Go find some strange p*ssy and move on with your life.

The guy that rambles about himself
"Oh, yeah I did this.......I know so & so........ I dated this hot ass broad......"
Frankly, I don't give a flying fuck. That's awesome that you have made some sort of accomplishment in your life but if you like yourself so much you should go beat off in front of your bathroom mirror.

The Sweetheart
This guy will do anything and everything for me. He would probably take my mom to work and take me and my sister to school every morning. Probably even let me step on his face with 6 inch heels. Nobody should ever be a push over.

The guy that thinks "he has it like that"
This guy thinks he has you wrapped around his fingers. Not true my friend. Sadly, you don't know that I think a lot like you do. And I will be hurting your feelings in no time.

I have yet to finish this post, but it's time for me to take my afternoon nap. Buenos Tardes!